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OFFICIAL: UK General Election 2017 debate

Last post by knowledgebin « Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:44 pm
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by appleton » Tue May 30, 2017 6:31 pm » in Political Conversation & Debate

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The political landscape has been shook up as Theresa May u-turned on a promise. The conservatives are were very far ahead in the polls, however that...

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Labour.

Our communities are broken. The NHS is a total shambles, our rail services differ massively depending on what part of the country you are...

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funny joke

Last post by Charlesedwin « Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:08 am

by Charlesedwin » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:08 am

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule...

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Last post by Charlesedwin
Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:08 am
Prayer

Last post by jhonywillsh « Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:49 am
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by rickmathew » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:11 am

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This was an accident, not a practical joke, but funny nonetheless. My sister works as a medical assistant in a surgeon’s office. Occasionally she...

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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman's ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything...

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Last post by jhonywillsh
Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:49 am
Elderly Man

Last post by jhonywillsh « Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:49 am
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by Saxony » Sat May 16, 2009 2:34 am

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THERE IS MAN AT THE PARK SITTING ON THE
BENCH CRYING... CRYING, SOMEONE
ASKED, WHY ARE YOU CRYING? HE REPLIED
I HAVE JUST MARRIED THIS BEAUTIFUL 30...

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Ha ha ha Nice joke.Thanks for sharing nice joke.
So share with us more joke, It is really a nice forum.

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Last post by jhonywillsh
Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:49 am
A smart parrot

Last post by buddyburton « Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:50 am

by buddyburton » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:50 am

A young man's mother was now living in Miami Beach and he didn't see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mom...

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Last post by buddyburton
Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:50 am
Good one

Last post by buddyburton « Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:59 am

by buddyburton » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:59 am

Just before thanksgiving Jim and Eddie are out hunting for turkeys when Jim keel's over and collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes...

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Last post by buddyburton
Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:59 am
"It is not how much you do......, but how much love you put in."

Last post by robortwillys « Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:57 am

by robortwillys » Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:57 am

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria....

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Last post by robortwillys
Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:57 am
Which girlfriend should I marry?

Last post by lovejenete « Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:39 am

by lovejenete » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:39 am

I had three girlfriends, but wasn't sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one...

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Last post by lovejenete
Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:39 am
Farmer and Kids

Last post by code1 « Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:38 pm
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by fedrorpet » Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:41 pm

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There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat...

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do you have any more,how about a funny one :biggrin:

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Last post by code1
Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:38 pm
Welcome..

Last post by amberteen « Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:28 pm
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by appleton » Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:32 pm

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Welcome! :)

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I am new to the Forum so thought I should say hello!This forums looks like its full of good info, I'll be visiting here often.Hope to find some new...

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Last post by amberteen
Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:28 pm
The Vow Of Celebracy

Last post by thomasstuart « Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:53 pm
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by Dom » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:09 am

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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can...

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Hi Dom I am Thomas.
I like it.
Keep it up.

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Last post by thomasstuart
Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:53 pm
Good Jokes Based on Clever Use of Language:

Last post by code1 « Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:12 pm
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by nikdevid » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:04 am

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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.

'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such...

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i think we have all from the back of the room piped up.yeah right,i do not see anything that resembles or is even remotely close to being funny,is...

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Last post by code1
Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:12 pm
Salary Theorem

Last post by code1 « Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:18 pm
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by clarkhopes » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:35 am

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The Less You Know, The More You Make
Salary Theorem states that Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales...

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where do you work,what job uses this type of salary theorem,i will go apply today,the less i know the more i make,where do i apply,i can start asap...

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Last post by code1
Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:18 pm
A Norwegian And An Indian

Last post by code1 « Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:57 pm
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by Dom » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:23 pm

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A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.

Look, he...

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both of these versions are schlock,they remind me of boring joke i once heard,it was called a norwegian and an indian :fi_lone_ranger:

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Last post by code1
Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:57 pm
Dragging your feet

Last post by adambrown81 « Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:39 am

by adambrown81 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:39 am

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

As they meet, one man looks at the other...

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Last post by adambrown81
Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:39 am
Funny:Deciding whether to have children? Read it once....

Last post by bondsam123 « Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:05 am

by bondsam123 » Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:05 am

Deciding whether to have children?

I don't often cut and paste funny emails but I liked this one;

FOLLOW THESE 14 SIMPLE TESTS BEFORE YOU DECIDE...

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Last post by bondsam123
Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:05 am
Blonde Airline Hostess

Last post by henrythomas « Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:47 am
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by Saxony » Sat May 16, 2009 2:35 am

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It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. Would you like dinner? the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. What are my choices?...

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Hi there,
That was short and nice.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them.
Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A :...

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Last post by henrythomas
Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:47 am
super..........rrrrrman

Last post by mikewilkinson « Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:51 pm
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by browndavis » Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:53 am

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On the top of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar. In this bar, a man was drinking heavily. He would ask the bartender for a tequila...

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Hello Everyone,

Here is one about Superman,

A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window...

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Last post by mikewilkinson
Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:51 pm
MOUSE

Last post by mikewilkinson « Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:49 pm
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by piersonramsey » Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:18 pm

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Hi everyone,

A mouse goes into a music shop and asks to see some sheet music .
the assistant says ,that's odd I have been here for over 20 years and...

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Hello Everyone,

Here is a short one about mouse.

One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I don't...

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Last post by mikewilkinson
Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:49 pm
Name That Animal

Last post by amberteen « Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:08 am
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by Dom » Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:44 pm

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Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, What animal is this?

A cat!...

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Ha Ha Ha...
Thant is so funny....
Thank you for sharing the post..

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Last post by amberteen
Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:08 am
A Scientist And A Farmer

Last post by Dirk « Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:04 am
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by Dom » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:36 pm

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A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the...

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Kind of like the age-old pub one.

A guy's sitting in the pub. Wants the bathroom - badly needing a leak. He puts a sign on his glass.

I spat in...

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Last post by Dirk
Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:04 am
How do you get out?

Last post by Dirk « Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:09 pm
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by Lad » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:40 pm

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You are in a cell. It has no windows, doors or cellar. The cube you are in is totally secure. All you have is a table....

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Yes, and then you scream yourself hoarse. Then you jump on the horse and make quick your escape!

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Last post by Dirk
Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:09 pm
Talking Italian

Last post by appleton « Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:22 pm
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by Dom » Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:08 am

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their...

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Lol, Great one! :)

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Last post by appleton
Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:22 pm

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